tversan inquired:

Hi! I was wondering if there's somewhere to buy a print of some of your extremely amazing art? I'm sure the question have been asked before but I've been lookng around for some time now, and I can't see the answer somewhere. Anyway, if it's possible or not, just want to tell you that your art is absolutely fantastic!

I’ll just answer this in public since I’ve got a couple of these inquiries over the time.

At present, there’s no place to buy prints of my art. The reasons being that a) I’m a bad salesman, and b) I don’t want to get into the legal intricacies of selling fanart.
The situation might change, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

However, if you want to print a piece my art yourself (for private use, of course) or even get it printed at some local/online printing company, I’d be happy to provide a high-res file for you.
Just send me an email, or put your email address in an ask.

If you’d then looking to give something in return for my art-farting, you can drop something in my Paypal donation box if you want. But really, that’s set up just because someone specifically asked; I’m not running an actual business.

♥ 7 — 3 weeks ago on 28 Sep 2014
Jean Tannen, Locke Lamora, Sabetha Belacoros

Jean Tannen, Locke Lamora, Sabetha Belacoros

♥ 81 — 1 month ago on 21 Sep 2014
nethermoorwick:

Another way of tracking the semi-weekly NM updates and hosting some additional laconic mood building.

For you recent followers who might not have seen it yet, Nether Moorwick is a thing I’m making. It’s got to be a fancy thing when it’s on two social platforms, right?

nethermoorwick:

Another way of tracking the semi-weekly NM updates and hosting some additional laconic mood building.

For you recent followers who might not have seen it yet, Nether Moorwick is a thing I’m making. It’s got to be a fancy thing when it’s on two social platforms, right?

♥ 7 — 1 month ago on 18 Sep 2014 — via nethermoorwick
Quick attempt at chiaroscuro

Quick attempt at chiaroscuro

♥ 21 — 1 month ago on 14 Sep 2014
Toothless giveaway gift for purgatoryplatypus!

Toothless giveaway gift for purgatoryplatypus!

♥ 47 — 1 month ago on 12 Sep 2014
When an artist’s Cintiq has been broken for a month and gets suddenly replaced

When an artist’s Cintiq has been broken for a month and gets suddenly replaced

♥ 9 — 1 month ago on 10 Sep 2014

All right, the giveaway winners are confirmed. Congratulations to purgatoryplatypus, lifeandliesoflialamora and deadrobinclub! You are well loved by the god of RNG. Prints and dragons coming up.

As it happens, my repaired drawing tablet should now be in the post as well, so the usual erratic schedule of doodles (and Nether Moorwick) should resume in a timely shortly.

♥ 4 — 1 month ago on 07 Sep 2014
#notice  

All right, The Qwerty Prophecy’s first ever giveaway has run its course. Those doomed with incoming prints have been notified. Assuming they all confirm in due time, I get to play the overenthusiastic announcer once more, and then that’s it, folks. Thank you all for participating!

Till the next time.

♥ 3 — 1 month ago on 05 Sep 2014
#notice  

Had to pick up the pencil since my tablet isn’t working. Wasn’t gonna settle for any subject less self-indulgent than the good old ‘faves from reference’.

♥ 40 — 2 months ago on 20 Aug 2014
Commissioned portrait of Diva, the Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen. Rest in peace.

Commissioned portrait of Diva, the Petit Basset Griffon Vendéen. Rest in peace.

♥ 22 — 2 months ago on 12 Aug 2014

nethermoorwick:

Anonymous: > Step away from the open road and
melt into the shadows with a wall behind your back.
Stand still, stay silent and observe.

image

Stealthy as a spy, you manouver yourself into someone’s front garden and squeeze against a wall, shrouded in darkness. This is how it’s done; you’ve seen those movies.

Nobody can see you here.

image

Downside is, you can’t see a thing either. Or is that an upside?

image

In the same vein, is that a bush or a crouching murderous madman?

Anonymous: > Sheesh what a baby you are. The
station lady made you jumpy for no reason- it
must be the lost dog!

You feel a rush of relief as you figure it out. Of course it’s just the dog, yet here you scurried like a startled mouse. Talk about an overreaction.

(Although you have to admit, leaping over that fence was a awfully cool move.)

One-lastmiracle: > Hurry to stand under the
streetlight where it's lightest and turn to see
whats following you. See if you can offer it the
nuts from the vending machine.

image

This is no time to be hiding in people’s gardens. You need to see it.

You are now standing under a streetlight, fully illuminated.

You pick one of your newly bought Divine-Smelling Ginger Nuts. Here doggie!

image

You’re by no means an expert on canines, but you doubt they’re supposed to do that.

> Type command

Anonymous: > command

Truly, you are a master of comedy. You would pat yourself on the back if you weren’t busy holding a Divine-Smelling Ginger Nut.

And, y’know, staring down a tendril-sprouting shadow monster.

Oh and Nether Moorwick is back from hiatus. Just sayin’

♥ 13 — 2 months ago on 11 Aug 2014 — via nethermoorwick
So yeah, the amount of people who don’t mind my drawings popping up on their dashboard has the little kid in me dropping his jaw. Sending an ask wishing good morning to each of you would take almost three hours. Then it wouldn’t be morning anymore; that’s how serious the situation has become.
This is a good point in my life for celebrating stuff like this, considering I’m going to start applying for proper artist jobs for the first time in my life. So after every failed interview, I’ll be able to console myself: “Maybe they don’t like me, but hey, a THOUSAND people want to see what I draw next!”
GIVEAWAY
To let you guys join me in the celebratory business, The Qwerty Prophecy will be holding a giveaway. Drawing-y stuff, since I’m assuming that’s what you guys like around here.
PRIZES
The randomly generated lucky person will receive a free commission and a high-quality print, i.e. they can tell me to draw something and instead of being a lazy bastard, I’ll actually do it, and post a tangible copy to them so they can draw moustaches on it.
Two others blessed by the lord of dice will receive a print of their choosing, from any of my previous non-commissioned drawings and fanart.
RULES
To enter, reblog this post. Each reblog counts as an entry. The giveaway ends on SEPTEMBER 5TH. I will contact the winners via the ask box; if their box is closed or their reply takes over 24 hours, I’ll re-roll. After the announcement of the winners, the prints should arrive as soon as the printing company and the mailman allow.

So yeah, the amount of people who don’t mind my drawings popping up on their dashboard has the little kid in me dropping his jaw. Sending an ask wishing good morning to each of you would take almost three hours. Then it wouldn’t be morning anymore; that’s how serious the situation has become.

This is a good point in my life for celebrating stuff like this, considering I’m going to start applying for proper artist jobs for the first time in my life. So after every failed interview, I’ll be able to console myself: “Maybe they don’t like me, but hey, a THOUSAND people want to see what I draw next!”

GIVEAWAY

To let you guys join me in the celebratory business, The Qwerty Prophecy will be holding a giveaway. Drawing-y stuff, since I’m assuming that’s what you guys like around here.

PRIZES

The randomly generated lucky person will receive a free commission and a high-quality print, i.e. they can tell me to draw something and instead of being a lazy bastard, I’ll actually do it, and post a tangible copy to them so they can draw moustaches on it.

Two others blessed by the lord of dice will receive a print of their choosing, from any of my previous non-commissioned drawings and fanart.

RULES

To enter, reblog this post. Each reblog counts as an entry. The giveaway ends on SEPTEMBER 5TH. I will contact the winners via the ask box; if their box is closed or their reply takes over 24 hours, I’ll re-roll. After the announcement of the winners, the prints should arrive as soon as the printing company and the mailman allow.

♥ 99 — 2 months ago on 11 Aug 2014

Okay folks, I’ll be leaving to India for 3 weeks. So if you don’t hear from me, it’s not due to my terrible socialising skills this time.

♥ 7 — 3 months ago on 16 Jul 2014

In today’s adventure, the entire city of London contained one single copy of Rogues, buried inside one of the uninventoried piles of book crates at a giant Foyles on the other side of town.

♥ 8 — 3 months ago on 16 Jul 2014

cryptotoxicology:

qwertyprophecy:

HOW did I manage to not play The Stanley Parable before?

YOU SHOULD ALL GO PLAY THE STANLEY PARABLE

or like at least watch a let’s play

it’s wonderful, and very meta

Actually no, don’t watch a let’s play

The capacity to make your own decisions is a huge thematic element of this game. There’s no way it’ll have the same impact if you don’t experience it yourself.

(Maybe watch the let’s play parody trailer?)

♥ 9 — 3 months ago on 14 Jul 2014 — via cryptotoxicology (source)
#reblog